Port Said
First Really foreign port – Port Said Now, said Colin, watch out after the gangway was lowered in Port Said! The first thing that happened was that we were surrounded by people in colourful clothes trying to sell us stuff. The problem was we did not know what they were saying as they spoke a sort of pidgin English with words that had no meaning like “gulli gulli man” and those that were more explicit “feelthy pictures”! They crowded around us, so it was difficult to get away. One guy cornered me with his gulli gulli shout. He squatted on the deck and produced 3 coloured balls. Rapidly hiding and showing the balls as he moved them around, he covered them all and asked us where the red ball was. Piece of cake, I thought, but no it was not and then began the betting. £5 if you can guess where the red ball is. £5 lost and I realised that I was been duped and on a salary of £10 per month I had just lost 2 weeks’ pay! Enough. I told you so said Colin with a big grin. But it w...